astrolocherry:

Aries: Diagnosis - Continuation of long-term and persistent childhood tantrum

Taurus: Diagnosis - Changing the rules of their regime, intake and dead lines when it’s decided they deserve it

Gemini: Diagnosis - Rewrote the part of the scenario story they didn’t like and forgot they changed it

Cancer: Diagnosis - The moon is responsible

Leo: Diagnosis - Assuming that people actually notice and make a judgment about every little thing they are doing

Virgo: Diagnosis - Permanent Middle Child Syndrome

Libra: Diagnosis - Taking in everyone’s drama

Scorpio: Diagnosis - Dying of loneliness

Sagittarius: Diagnosis - Cbf pretending to be happy today

Capricorn: Diagnosis - Distrusting authority despite being the authority

Aquarius: Diagnosis - Mystery. Intolerance and allergic reaction caused from over-exposure to human beings

Pisces: Diagnosis - Creating or manifesting problems in reality so there is a given and self-justified reason to escape

thatpettyblackgirl:

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lovesaweetie:

Saweetie for Galore Magazine

niggasandcomputers:

if only a nigga a had sense

cipheramnesia:

boazpriestly:

lunarquakes:

people talk a lot about keanu reeves or whoever never aging but stay quiet on lucy liu who at the age of 49 genuinely does not look a day over 28

Everyone’s staying quiet out a deep seated, rightfully placed fear of Lucy Liu

Originally posted by begavet

lorrang:

y'all ever read a book so good you actually miss it

dream on goes so hard